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autisticfandomthings:

opalhonors:

alongstrangeride:

gettin-nakie-outside:

equiroz:

A tiger walks into a liquor store…there’s no punchline here.

Is that… a frisbee?

He just wants to play catch

What I love is that it obviously takes the person at the counter a few seconds to process that that is in fact a tiger.
Like, you kinda see their brain going “dog, nope, cat, big cat, big cat with stripes, SHIT, tiger!!!”

And the two people who go dashing out with the distinctive “I have just encountered an unexpected tiger SHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT” run.

I like that the second guy leaves the chips or whatever those are. Like, he’s running and falling because TIGER but he will not accidentally shoplift
365daysofhalloween:

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kingcheddarxvii:

awwww-cute:

My cat sits like this when he gets excited

BRACED FOR IMPACT

pr1nceshawn:

"Bad Dogs"  - Owners using signs to shame their dogs for bad behavior.

Related: Life Hacks For Dogs

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butleronduty:

Golly. I just couldn’t let that serial kisser joke go without making a noir comic out of it. I’ll probably make a continuation for this….

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dean-is-an-assbutt:

firegrowshigher:

transhumanisticpanspermia:

boopart:

WHAT!!!!

No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa



still one of my favorite posts on tumblr

ccaracal:

Pallas Cat Kittens - 5 months old

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I am a princess

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thundergarden:

welp, I was gonna color this but I’m bored of it now. And really the only point was to draw them with big wide open kitty mouths so mission accomplished.
fromseveralroomsaway:

leannewoodfull:

lutefisktacoandbeer:

kittymudface:

It gets better—the guy is deaf, and he taught his cat the sign for “food.” So the cat’s not just saying “put that in my mouth,” it’s actually signing

Not only that, but if you notice at the beginning, the cat *gets the man’s attention* as any person who wanted to talk to a deaf/hoh individual would (well, and vice versa IME). I’ve done sign since I was 5, and generally, w/o eye contact initially, you wave a hand or lightly touch the arm (if that’s ok with the person you’re trying to converse with, of course). Generally, adult cats meow mostly to humans, but this cat has figured out that’s not going to work and has adapted. Animal companions! They are INCREDIBLE.

Amazing.

EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS CAT.

gavi-gavi:

Have some flower crown Team Avatar to cheer you up after that last season of Korra!

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Here’s my second print to go with my chocobo one… I didn’t get as much done this summer as I thought I would, but I think the stuff I did get to came out really well!

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madejyathink:

You can like wearing sundresses and lace and still be nonbinary.

You can like wearing pantsuits with ties and still be a woman.

You can like wearing floral patterns and still be a man.

Gender identity is valid. Gender expression is subjective. Gender norms are bullshit.

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toastyhat:

united-states-of-wwhatevver:

rainbowninja659:

frecklesandstitches:

May the LORD bless you and guard you 
May the LORD make His face shed light upon you and be gracious unto you 
May the LORD lift up His face unto you and give you peace
Amen 

Just watch people who are not Homestucks reblog this.

frecklesandstitches is just so important and must be protected at all fucking costs omf

I’m in love

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how to summon a nepeta

takaratime:

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